Chuck Norris Joke #34
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Pecha The GlowDog
2020-05-10 17:39:13
There can only be ONE answer to Everything And The Universe. Chuck Norris.
ben d watson
2020-03-11 19:16:37
sorry didnt see that coment below lol :P
ben d watson
2020-03-11 19:06:06
chuck norries dosnt read a book he just stares at it till it gives him the answer he wants
Blah
2020-01-14 20:15:49
Chuck Norris is suing NBC for copyright usage cause he already named his legs Law and Order
NO ONE!!!!!!!:)
2020-12-05 19:56:26
"When chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't go up, the world goes down" and "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up he throws down!!!!
nugget
2020-11-10 14:39:51
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares at them until he gets the information he wants
kyle and blake
2020-11-10 14:37:20
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He sits down and waits
blob
2020-11-10 14:35:56
You don't find for chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.
danny
2020-11-10 12:06:16
chuck norris makes good point!
JC
2020-03-24 18:30:36
y didnt chuck just make turtle soup?
