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Chuck Norris Joke #559

Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

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Comments:

Pecha The GlowDog

2020-05-10 17:45:56

Chuck Norris' best friends are Pain and Suffering.
What nice names for his legs.

Klacker lOl

2020-04-18 11:34:32

The last thing going throught the minds of chuck norris's victims was his men's size 12 adidas.

Klacker lOl

2020-04-18 11:33:41

Surprisingly, the main exports of chuck norris are pain(Most of the time, done on purpose) and surprise(always done on purpose)