Chuck Norris Joke #662
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Vincent
2020-03-17 15:44:16
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the earth.
fixxxer2477
2020-03-06 02:56:04
Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims through land
Darkari33
2020-02-21 00:45:54
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
heya
2020-12-22 19:09:14
chuck norris once had sex in a truck. that truck is now known as optimist prime
dude
2020-12-22 19:08:32
every morning before school, chuck norris kisses his son goodbye...then steals his lunch money
Me
2020-12-22 19:07:32
chuck norris doesnt get wet. water gets chuck norris
yodeley
2020-07-30 21:35:52
Chuck Norris doesn't need to brush his teeth, the plaque trembles off in fear.
daniel
2020-07-21 22:12:59
Chuck Norris can ran and walk at the same time
tony
2020-02-28 18:13:46
when chuck norris lays face down with an errection he strikes oil
tony
2020-02-28 18:13:07
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogey man, the boogeyman check his closet for chuck norris
tony
2020-02-28 18:11:34
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and when he came back they were just called the Islands
yo couch
2020-01-22 14:03:30
the jokes before this were funny
cristone
2020-01-15 01:11:42
super tough this guy is! never heard of him before! :P
Krissy
2020-11-06 04:19:29
If it looks like chicken,tastes like chicken, feels like chicken, and smells like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its steak, its effing steak.
Daniel
2020-10-17 09:56:20
lightening doesn't strike Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris strikes lightening
Holly
2020-06-16 21:24:26
Chuck Norris doesn't tie his shoelaces. Instead, he stares at them until they cry and tie themselves.
Holly
2020-06-16 21:23:10
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, God believes in Chuck Norris.
Zack
2020-06-12 22:32:17
Chuck Norris can blow his load acrosst the Grand Canyon!
Jenna
2020-05-20 14:44:17
chuck norris doesnt turn the lights on, he turns the dark off!
Justin
2020-03-12 14:55:22
Oh yeah man!
