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Chuck Norris Joke #725

Chuck Norris prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper. When asked why, he responded, “I don’t trust doctors.” He proceeded to shot laser beams out of his eyes and ate the hearts of everyone in the room.

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Chuck FRIGGIN Norris | 2020-06-23 15:22:01

Chuck Norris farts the air we breath. We also know this as oxygen.

Domorato | 2020-10-25 15:44:22

roflmfao that's so random

some 1 you all know | 2020-10-03 19:38:37

chuck noris doesnt dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck nnoris.
jesus walks on water chuck noris walks on jesus.
your moma so fat when she sat on a dryer it started saying overload.
you get a postcard nfrom a blonde on holiday what does it say? im having a great time, where am I?

who? | 2020-04-06 10:28:57

CHUCK NORRIS IS MY IDIOL! I WANT 1CHrhK!

Brett | 2020-02-20 12:55:50

Chuck Norris worships GOD. Chuck Norris is GOD.