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Chuck Norris Joke #79

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Comments:

Miss Luna

2020-03-24 20:14:33

LOL

Aaron

2020-08-27 16:52:34

this joke is only mildly amusing.

jimmy

2020-06-13 03:09:24

Superman wears Chuck Norris pj's

david

2020-06-10 14:20:16

Chuck Norris doesnt use a numchuck when playing WII. He swings his cock at the television with a platinum wrist strap

Justin

2020-03-12 14:54:55

Think of something funnier that will entertain me during study hall please.