Chuck Norris Joke #143
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Klacker lOl
2020-06-01 18:54:09
wrong wolfgang derlin. you have to type in "find chuck norris" then press the i'm feeling lucky link. its actually a separate link that google rented out to the website creator which you'll see by the web address at the top of that page.
wolfgang derlin
2020-04-27 12:54:36
if you go on google and tipe in chuck noris it will say you do not find chuck noris, chuck noris finds you!!!!
Mr. huckachaboop
2020-02-24 10:39:21
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks anyone who says a bad Chuck Norris joke... OW!!! That hurt Chuck Norris... OW!!! He realy does kick hard... *thump*
P.S. the one who did this joke is dead...
-sincerely
The one who Will kill you...
Chuck
mr. huckachaboop
2020-02-24 10:34:44
Chuck Norris can poke a crater in the ground by poking a globe...
Mr. huckachaboop
2020-02-24 10:33:01
Chuck Norris beat the crap out of himself without getting hurt...
mr. huckachaboop
2020-02-24 10:30:55
Chuck Norris found a way to contact aliens... He just roundhouse kicked any space between him and them away...
Mr. huckachaboop
2020-02-24 10:28:54
Chuck Norris gaines 5$ every time someone dies... Because he owns everyones soul... And if someone disagrees with him he roundhouse kicks your soul out to show you the tag thats connected to your soul that says Chuck Norris on it....
Mr. huckachaboop
2020-02-24 10:25:42
Chuck Norris can catch water on fire
Sweeve
2020-02-11 13:25:10
My own norris joke - Chuck Norris was once on "Who wants to be a millionaire, Regis began to ask him one question, stopped halfway, then preceeded to give him ten million dollars and his own wallet.
Mark
2020-09-19 09:39:18
Chuck Norris never actually does push-ups, he pushes the earth down.
Mark
2020-09-19 09:37:15
Chuck Norris lives vicariously through himself.
NINA
2020-07-13 13:18:14
chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake for a condom
sean
2020-05-07 09:42:01
chuck norris counted to infinity twice
sean
2020-05-07 09:39:38
chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn he stares at it and dares it to grow
sean
2020-05-07 09:37:49
chuck was born in a log cabin that he bulit with his bare hands
sean
2020-05-07 09:36:23
Chuck norris can unscramble an egg
schs panthers1313
2020-07-01 07:43:36
chuck norris is so bad he once shot down a German plane by pointing his finger at it and saying bang.
Nate
2020-02-12 17:02:48
When chuck norris goes to heaven he says to god "Hey your in my chair"
Blooobs?
2020-02-06 21:47:18
Carl, Its "Chuck norris CAN beleive its NOT butter"
carl
2020-12-25 15:30:39
chuck norris CAN believe its butter.
DRE
2020-12-21 22:56:15
chuck norris is so cool he takes the elevator to the tenth level and theres only 9 floors
Yummy
2020-11-09 13:49:00
Justin Timber lake brought sexy back...That's because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it out of him in the first place.
Anthony Esto Fenter
2020-11-05 12:49:59
Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door!!!!
Tanner
2020-11-02 11:27:57
Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and slap hisself in the back of the head.
Dan
2020-05-23 16:17:08
I thought 'Clear & Present Danger' was his autobiography. . .
