Chuck Norris Joke #622
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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ali
2020-01-27 09:57:13
some guy dreamt he beat up chuck norris nd woke up 2 a roundhouse 4rm chuck norris lmao
ali
2020-01-27 09:55:12
chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
ali
2020-01-27 09:53:11
chuck norris has no doors in his house only walls he walks thru lmmaaaaaaaoooooooooo
tay
2020-10-21 08:29:34
i love these jokes dey r da best!!!!
jumper
2020-10-06 23:40:43
get over it ya privacy shim queen
slap stick
2020-10-06 23:39:42
mind ur own buisness
jumper
2020-10-06 23:38:14
r u gay or something, slap stick.
slap stick
2020-10-06 23:34:55
is josh gay or something
Bob Flaggery
2020-10-06 23:32:13
crap
Vannila thunder
2020-05-11 14:16:33
Balls and weiners is really a faggot 8=====DO=====8 just doesnt fly with me but anyways chuck norris is amazing he can turn back time by starring at the clock and flexing
Kevin
2020-04-15 21:20:12
Chuck Norris never has sex on the bottom... Because Chuck Norris never fucks up!!!
Vic
2020-08-04 02:22:42
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
josh
2020-01-16 08:45:27
i love chuck