Chuck Norris Joke #477
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
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cheese
2020-12-27 21:10:19
big ben is big but it is not a ben anymore chuck norris took it
cheese
2020-12-27 21:08:07
chuck norris is swine flu
cheese
2020-12-27 21:05:58
chuck norris breacks bones not hearts
travis
2020-02-16 23:02:57
chuck norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad chuck norris has never cried
duane
2020-01-09 13:01:34
chuck norris doesnt dont he tells it how its gonna be.
- mike huckabee
VOTE FOR HUCKABEE
EnoK
2020-01-07 10:54:32
Did you hear that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are real??? Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle and when it came out it was 6 foot and knew karate!
banana slug
2020-08-09 12:07:24
I'M AWESOME.
-banana slug
James F
2020-05-26 15:10:27
Chuck Norris once bowled a 301 with a bouncy ball.
dude
2020-12-12 12:00:07
chuck norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
