Chuck Norris Joke #508
Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.
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Klacker lOl
2020-05-31 19:50:07
actually their only supposed to be funny if they are ironic, strange, or just plain contradictory.
if ya gonna pick on bob do it correctly
~@isaac
isaac
2020-04-02 16:08:38
dude none of these jokes make sense bob. thats why they are funny...... learn to laugh a little.
bob
2020-01-27 13:51:43
doesnt make sense idiot...
Zach
2020-12-11 14:44:28
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. To bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!
ben
2020-12-23 12:20:56
every night when the boogey man goes 2 sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris
ben
2020-12-23 12:19:04
if you spell chuck norris wrong in google it will not say "did you mean chuck norris" it will say " run while you still have the chance
ben
2020-12-23 12:15:13
chuck norris can drown a fish
Mrs. Norris
2020-07-23 18:24:41
And it's HOT too.
