Chuck Norris Joke #295
Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Cory
2020-02-27 15:13:59
Chuck Norris is so skilled he rolled two dice and got 13
asdada
2020-10-25 11:32:49
actually, i do and if it is then he's been in about 23428947238947394567567568 or more
banana slug
2020-08-09 12:11:14
if that's the question than the answer is actualy -42
-banana slug
Jay
2020-06-08 10:13:11
In the movie hitch hikers Guide to the to the galixy the answer to the ultimate question is 42. They just Didn't know the question. I do.How many people can Chuck Norris kill in a millasecond.42!
Paul Dixon
2020-03-21 12:26:20
The only thing scarier than Chuck Norris is... PAUL DIXON!!! AHAHHAHAH
Chuck Norris
2020-03-15 17:36:56
WOOOT CHUCK NORRIS EATS POOP!
