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Chuck Norris Joke #357

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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NO NAME DUDE

2020-02-24 17:38:17

it means that like a leathal injection
(im a party pooper)
lol

Domorato

2020-10-25 16:20:27

best chuck joke EVER

joey

2020-04-25 09:29:28

i dont understand

E. C.

2020-02-11 11:26:08

THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!!