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Chuck Norris Joke #74

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Comments:

boby

2020-09-23 19:07:25

chuck norris is cooler then u!!

Chuck Norris (BB110)

2020-08-05 18:09:22

You think God is so awsome because he can fly in the air? Well, Chuck Norris can walk on water, and swim through land. :) Now that's a good joke.

Hunter Shields

2020-02-23 16:30:58

OMG this is awsome.chuck norris should know about this website.