Chuck Norris Joke #701
God has nothing to do with the creation of the heavens and the earth, it was Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick to the face of God that allowed him to create the heavens and the earth.
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Tiff
2020-04-10 07:55:29
Bet GOD can take a joke!!!! After all he is my homie:) ha ha
mckate
2020-03-20 16:36:52
wow, like i am all for god and shit like that, lol but get the bible outta your ass and loosen up a lil bit!
Dee
2020-01-17 11:17:57
Because laughing at any joke that makes something Christian-related much more humorous sends you to the 'lake of fire'.
Oh yeah, totally. That makes perfect sense.
dougal
2020-01-16 19:55:08
dont u mean repent to Chuck? where is this lake of fire anyway? u seen it, or just read about it? sounds cool. il bring the marshmallows, u bring ur mate jebus, if u can find him...
Shannon
2020-01-16 18:39:30
Hey dumb shit...if we're all going to hell for thinking this stuff is funny...then what is your hypocritical ass doing on here...Jesus called he said you're an idiot!!
The Ninja aka Mee
2020-01-16 18:24:57
u think this junk is funny??? u better repent ot God and get saved whoever u are. watch, ur gonna go to Hell. im talkin about the REAL place too...it is real and unless u accept Jesus Christ as your Savior, you WILL go to the lake of fire.
