Chuck Norris Joke #439
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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dylan
2020-06-14 19:23:56
The reason chuck norris destroyed the rain forest was because he wanted a tooth pick
Brian
2020-04-30 20:20:56
Chuck Norris can't shop at Safeway, because there's no safe way to deal with Chuck Norris.
Pariah
2020-04-26 21:27:53
Chuck Norris doesn't have a birthday, only a day when he stopped roundhousing people who knew about him.
Joshman5000
2020-03-02 11:49:23
The real reason why the Kiluaea volcano in Hawaii is still erupting to this day is, because Chuck Norris is all the way down at the Earth's core getting a case of the ass!!!
Joshman5000
2020-03-02 11:44:59
Chuck Norris is so tough that he can, actually, cut through a Ginzu knife with his bare hands!!!
Joshman5000
2020-03-02 11:41:06
Chuck Norris and Superman have a mutual agreement with each other. They will not fight to the death, because they know that the Earth would split in half!!!
Joshman5000
2020-03-02 11:34:32
Astronomers say that the red storm on Jupiter is a very volatile and unstable megasuperstorm that cannot be penitrated by anything. Well this just pissed Chuck Norris off so much that he got up and flew to Jupiter and he shadow-punched that red storm right in its face!!!
DamonBaird
2020-02-11 00:55:45
Once someone asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Once.
