Chuck Norris Joke #71
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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nathan
2020-04-10 23:29:50
One time an officer pulled chuck norris over for speeding. Once the cop saw his ID he then quickly cuffed himself and jumped into the back seat of Chuck's car!
nathan
2020-04-10 23:16:34
curiosity may have killed the cat. But Chuck Norris killed curiosity!
Jaci
2020-11-24 18:34:22
On the day God said "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris said "Say please."
JR
2020-08-22 12:28:09
Chuck Norris can make the Men in Black Black and Blue!
Jim
2020-08-22 12:25:56
Why does Chuck Norris all ways have to go to the bathroom?
Because he is allways pissed!
Mark
2020-03-04 14:16:45
LOL @ the tennis
mcky ds
2020-09-09 15:38:25
i hate wendys
Mr.T
2020-12-19 07:21:29
Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis
shannon
2020-11-26 01:50:29
chuck norris does wear condoms- rigged ones ( inside out) so he feels the pleasure.
yo
2020-10-25 17:54:46
chuck norris wears superman pajamas
superman wears chuck norris pajamas
Clayton
2020-10-12 14:37:27
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Burger kind so hard that it turned into a Dairy Queen
Janalyn
2020-08-16 19:19:25
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Buger King and get one.
banana slug
2020-08-09 11:56:40
nice one
-banana slug has spoken
chad
2020-07-13 10:21:45
The earth is spinning on its axis because Chuck Norris wanted a tread mill
