Chuck Norris Joke #714
In the 80’s it was discovered that President Reagan had an inoperable growth on his brain. Rather than letting him die, they shrunk Chuck Norris and injected him into President Reagan. There, he fought the tumor and defeated it with a round house kick to the face. The tumor died and Chuck Norris safely exited Ronald Regan’s body. Chuck Norris then had Reagan’s tumor mounted on his wall next to the elephant that he killed with his bare hands and the dinosaur he shot on his hunting expedition to the Jurassic Period.
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chuck norris
2020-12-26 17:32:51
your dumb.
ali_X_ila
2020-02-24 19:40:41
the monster under your bed that you check for, goes home and checks for chuck norris
qwertyuiop
2020-11-06 07:06:45
Best one i ever heard.........................................exce pt the one i meade up myself