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Chuck Norris Joke #474

Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

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Comments:

marlo spenneli

2020-01-15 19:21:05

blake stecker told chuck norris he waz gay then that nite he had a dream about chuck norris roundhouse kicking him 2 death, blake never woke up

blake

2020-01-15 19:18:27

solja boy once told chuck norris. that was the end of his career

joe

2020-12-16 07:18:41

chuck norris once had an orgasm that was only because he looked in the mirror.

Mark

2020-03-04 14:19:08

LOL @ the gay marriage

Chuck + Chuck = the single most powerful being in existence

*shivers in fear*

joe

2020-08-28 01:37:46

chuck norris supported gay marriage, but only so that he could marry chuck norris.

kevin

2020-05-15 10:30:44

chuck norris shot the sheriff but he roundhouse kicked the deputy