Chuck Norris Joke #695

emily

2020-03-07 18:50:03

chuck norris had sex before his dad did.

HArraug

2020-03-06 18:01:18

BADASSSSS

Snoopdog47

2020-03-05 07:45:12

You know what we can use this as a chat line if everyone was on here all at one time all the time.

Snoopdog47

2020-03-05 07:41:28

I'm on DSi.

Drake

2020-02-18 09:32:51

I was with him! We're BFFs FTW!

jj

2020-10-05 21:25:01

i like men

Hunter

2020-07-26 11:19:13

thats freakin funny got to send that to my friend hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

spencer

2020-07-06 20:58:52

this is a funny joke!!!

bob

2020-07-06 12:21:47

in biblical times the sun really did revolve around the earth, until chuck norris changed his mind.

???

2020-05-17 14:43:11

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

muthafugga

2020-05-17 14:42:24

The only reason outer space exists is because its afraid to exist on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Annie

2020-05-09 16:58:19

My friends at school make up funny jokes just like this ha ha ha

dirtdriverxl

2020-03-31 12:48:01

i luv chuck norris jokes

binkls

2020-03-22 15:13:21

chuck norris doesnt get cold he adapts

josh big balls

2020-03-21 15:54:38

when cuck goes in his pool he doesnt get wet the water gets chucked

stef

2020-03-21 13:45:51

Chuck Norris don't wear a sunglass when he sees the sun because the sun wore one whenever it sees him!

not 4 u 2 kno

2020-02-14 23:10:56

lol holy crap! no wonder

nick

2020-05-07 14:59:04

contrary to popular belife, the titanic did not hit an ice burg. it hit Chuck Norris doing the back stroke across the atlantic

jake

2020-04-01 07:20:26

chuck norris take a flashlight out at not because chuck norris is afriad of the dark but the dark is afriad of chuck norris

tanner

2020-02-06 17:41:34

chuck norris mackes the thought of a wife sound bad

Rhain

2020-02-02 15:11:23

hey if some of you guys think these are so dumb then why is it that you took the time to read them and comment?

Skye

2020-05-31 14:07:00

Chuck Norris lost his virgnity before his dad did.