Chuck Norris Joke #132
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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jml
2020-12-02 20:44:58
How does Chuck Norris take a poop when he's constipated? He pushes it out.
Baron Blue
2020-09-14 18:20:19
Chuck norris was once asked to build the ultimate car, so he spit in the gas tank, and roundhouse kicked the engine block. Today this fabled car is known as the Bugatti Veyron.
Chuck
2020-01-24 19:47:29
Chuck Norris doesn't cum, he shoots out full grown adult males.
jill
2020-01-22 17:43:54
chuck noris
robert willey
2020-10-17 20:43:33
chuck norris had sex in the back of a truck, some spearm got loose into the gas tank now the truck is optimist prime..
