Chuck Norris Joke #696
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Paul
2020-05-12 10:41:00
There was no extinction of the dinosaurs. A lizard bit chuck norris.
brandon
2020-05-02 14:32:04
If chuck norris ever caught on fire, the fire would have to stop, drop, and roll
bill
2020-01-04 16:42:14
chuck norris was in a fight with woveren during wich woveren cut off one of chuck's balls you may reconze this as jupider
Mark
2020-03-04 14:23:15
"pull of water"
LOL, LMAO, ROFL xD
FAIL!
steve
2020-04-09 18:01:25
chuck norris once fell into a pull of water but he didnt get wet the water got chuck norrised
Bob
2020-02-03 21:06:34
God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said: Say please.
drew
2020-02-03 20:00:23
chuck norris can slam a revolving door...
jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land
jon.c
2020-11-18 18:16:46
chuck norris built the hosiptal he was born in
jon .c
2020-11-18 18:14:53
chuck norris once had sex in a tractor trailer and some of his sperm went on the trailer. that trailer is now known as optimus prime
Alex
2020-11-06 20:03:48
Chuck Norris always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
billy
2020-11-01 13:17:57
chuck norris went to the virgin islands, when he came back they were just called the islands
Josh L.
2020-05-16 14:33:50
This is just sick...
