Chuck Norris Joke #94
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Mark
2020-03-04 14:49:34
The scale CONFORMS to Chuck....
Zack
2020-10-31 07:32:35
Does that make Chuck Norris an 11 on Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness?