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Chuck Norris Joke #94

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Mark

2020-03-04 14:49:34

The scale CONFORMS to Chuck....

Zack

2020-10-31 07:32:35

Does that make Chuck Norris an 11 on Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness?