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Chuck Norris Joke #488

Chuck Norris wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.

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Sparky

2020-05-01 17:44:44

The reason aliens havent invaded earth is that they dont want to be roundhouse kicked into the sun

xAshleyx

2020-02-18 14:36:00

Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands, when he came back, they were just the islands.

twixdude

2020-10-02 16:43:29

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

dougefresh1029

2020-03-27 18:35:07

chuck norris dosent go hunting because the word hunt implies the probability of failure chuck norris goes killing.

Rats

2020-03-26 00:16:03

The bed bugs don't bite Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris EATS them!

c-man

2020-01-17 15:08:49

chuck norris just called, he doesn't like you

dakota

2020-01-09 13:21:06

Chuck Norris had sex before his dad.

danny palma

2020-01-08 18:58:47

chuck norris doesn't ask girls out. he just says now.

Bob sagot

2020-03-12 19:46:48

chuck norris doesnt cut his grass he dares his grass to grow