Chuck Norris Joke #391
Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris
2020-04-01 18:38:56
Chuck Norris is an angry fighter but a gentle lover. Keep in mind, gentle for chuck norris is only breaking half your bones.
Ankur
2020-03-05 03:57:14
Chuck Norris doesn't have the control button on his keyboard, because he is always in control
Caitlin
2020-10-06 12:21:59
Chuck Norris asked for a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Adam Ketcheson
2020-11-13 12:16:14
There was never a bomb dropped in Nagasaki, Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, HE decides the time.
