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Chuck Norris Joke #35

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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Ben

2020-06-13 19:07:42

hey check this one out! chuck norris can believe its not butter

tommy

2020-03-30 10:18:57

heres a good one chuck norris can speak english in french. lol

Sally

2020-03-28 17:26:49

how bout this one....
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is affraid of Chuck Norris
(sry if thats allready up here

Burt

2020-02-24 09:30:40

This probaly here but i like it.

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the equator and punch himself in the back of the head

jimmy1up

2020-02-22 18:09:30

ok heres a new one

Chuck Norris lets churches exist because he gets 99.9% of the profits from god

eric

2020-01-04 16:38:05

hmm.................

kieran caywood

2020-12-24 13:03:05

why is chuck norris gay?????????? he fights men hard style

jason

2020-10-25 19:44:21

chuck norris doesn't wear colone because he uses kungfoofoo.

michael

2020-12-14 21:59:18

mmmmmmmmmmm. chucktators!

superblonde

2020-11-16 20:01:55

I'd live in a Chucktatorship