Chuck Norris Joke #698
Chuck Norris masterbates with a sledgehammer.
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2 jokes
2020-02-28 16:44:16
The theory that Jesus turned water to wine is a happy rendition of Chuck Norris turning water into blood simply by saying "I don't drink water."
2 jokes
2020-02-28 16:39:33
one day out of sheer boredom, chuck norris decided to use his building blocks to make a stick. Once he finished, he roundhouse kicked it so hard that it leaned to the right. We know this stick now as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
him
2020-01-14 01:04:17
worst joke ever
Rubin
2020-08-18 23:45:06
Chuck Norris made the first Chuck Norris joke.
Rubin
2020-08-18 23:40:45
When Dr. Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the hulk. When the hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
rubin
2020-08-17 15:05:36
Jason is chuck norris' bitch
Rubin
2020-08-17 08:07:44
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.
VDA916
2020-08-16 18:39:57
The fist ass that Chuck Norris kicked was his dad's.
Victor
2020-08-16 18:25:42
Chuck Norris and Mike Tyson got in a fight on time. Mike Tyson went and bit Norris's ear; so Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him and said "Take that Tyson!!"
VDA916
2020-08-16 18:23:07
I'll sdjusticate your jokes.
bethany
2020-08-16 11:32:38
chuck norris doesn't obey the speed limit, the speed limit obeys chuck norris.
lucy
2020-03-10 14:43:40
chuck norris can spell antidisestablishmentarinisim
Robin
2020-12-15 11:21:19
Chuck Norris knows how to spell "Masturbate".
ian
2020-07-28 22:36:39
i didn't know he was watching me do that