Chuck Norris Joke #470
If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
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Red Bull
2020-03-19 04:53:02
Chuck Norris decided to sell his pee as an energy drink, we know this as Red Bull.
no
2020-06-15 10:04:06
be more original "a tree falls in the forest and theres nobody around to hear it. does it make a sound? no, becuase too many people are sitting at home writing dumb Chuck Norris jokes."
blehhh =/
2020-05-29 09:49:54
well, belive it or nott this page is really awesome...evennn if its a ".net" pagee. So yeaaa; blehhhhh (:
ROFL!@?%@#%!?
2020-04-12 07:55:26
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