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Chuck Norris Joke #604

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

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Comments:

jason

2020-09-29 19:32:34

Chuck norris can rape the willing...TWICE

kylee

2020-04-28 21:57:21

chuck norris doesnt destroyed the periodic table cause he only know the element of surprise.

Chance

2020-12-11 09:20:43

Once a month chuck norris has sex with every women on earth...thats why they bleed for a week.

colton

2020-12-09 03:59:00

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

sdfgsdgsdfg

2020-01-31 07:12:29

THAT WAS STUPID!
YOU'RE STUPID!
:]

jeremy

2020-09-17 21:02:47

when it rains, chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris

Thomas

2020-07-22 00:02:29

This is not a true. Actually, Chuck Norris has counted even further.

fr33kn1337

2020-03-14 16:07:40

chuck norris uses his piss for gasoline
because hes a gas powered killing machine!