Chuck Norris Joke #547
Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.
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prince piyano
2020-10-25 22:48:22
chuck norris doesnt believe in God, god believes in chuck norris
Jesus
2020-09-02 18:15:08
I just want to say how beautiful you are. Hold in their darling. Its all worth it. I am waiting for you. Love Jesus
Jesus
2020-09-02 18:13:13
Man I'm so funny I should be a shrink! Ha ha he ho...
Jesus Manson
2020-09-02 18:12:04
Chuck Norris played soccer without a ball.
Chuck Norris writes poetry with his fists.
Chuck Norris won a beauty contest with his hair.
Chuck Norris started the Australian bushfires with his hair.
Jesus
2020-09-02 18:09:24
Chuck Norris committed suicide with his mind.
Sarah
2020-07-16 21:35:48
Chuck Norris KNOWS what happens in Vegas.
cody hamlin
2020-06-30 06:12:01
fact:if chuck noriss has $5 and u have $5 then chuck noriss has more money...dont think so try arguing w/ him the last man that ever did was michael jackson...now look hes dead.coincidence?
douche bag
2020-05-17 08:51:43
u suck
