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Chuck Norris Joke #63

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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bob

2020-03-09 17:27:11

chuck norris once lost a left nut in the field of battle. It is now known as Jupiter.

wow

2020-01-21 07:58:04

this is a good one
Chuck norris is so strong in the force he can look at a woman and have sex with her.i made that one up

WOW

2020-01-21 07:57:04

that was very stupid rtard

josh

2020-11-21 15:27:26

yo moma is so stupid she told chuck norris to move

haha

2020-06-15 09:59:00

wtf?