Chuck Norris Joke #63
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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bob
2020-03-09 17:27:11
chuck norris once lost a left nut in the field of battle. It is now known as Jupiter.
wow
2020-01-21 07:58:04
this is a good one
Chuck norris is so strong in the force he can look at a woman and have sex with her.i made that one up
WOW
2020-01-21 07:57:04
that was very stupid rtard
josh
2020-11-21 15:27:26
yo moma is so stupid she told chuck norris to move
haha
2020-06-15 09:59:00
wtf?