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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's actually pushing the earth down. more...

FACT: Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls for one reason.

Hair doesn't grow on steel more...

The titanic did'nt hit an iceberg it hit Chuck Norris on his evening backstroke across the Atlantic more...

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WTF Epic Porn Consumption

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SEXY Nikki's Webcam Treat

Prepare to be blown away, that's all I'll say...

FUNNY Who Buys This Shit! :D

"A pile of dinosaur dung 130 million years old sold at a New York auction Wednesday for nearly $1,000."

WTF Girl Gets Slammed With A Chair

Wtf...I don't know the reasons behind this attack, but I can't see how this stupidity could be justified.

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