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Chuck Norris Joke #566

Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.

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Comments:

dan

2020-06-14 21:15:34

Jesus wears a chuck norris penant around his neck

Klacker lOl

2020-05-26 18:25:40

both of those comments suck. chuck norris is old now, bear grills (man vs wild) is what goes on now

cesar

2020-11-24 17:18:45

Chuck norris is manster chief in halo

Ashton Miller

2020-07-02 18:12:22

Chuck Norris heats his pies up in his freezer.