Chuck Norris Joke #168
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Sam
2020-01-23 01:25:47
when chuck norris dose push ups he pushes the ground down
renner pellerin
2020-03-28 22:50:30
i made thies up! chuck noriss crossword puzzle:23 letter word for pain-roundhousekicktotheface. chuck norris has a middle testicle.....chuck norris dose not swim with dolphins,he out swims them...chuck norris urine is 80 proof...when chuck norris plays monopoly he only uses community chest cards, chuck norris never leaves anything to chance...chuck norris is really just 3 kids in a man suit....chuck norris dose not play darts,he throws ice cubes at the sun,bullseye.....chuck norris boot size is roundhouse kick to the face,wide....chuck norris is not bullit proof,bullits are just to chicken shit to hit him
