Chuck Norris Joke #474
Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
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marlo spenneli
2020-01-15 19:21:05
blake stecker told chuck norris he waz gay then that nite he had a dream about chuck norris roundhouse kicking him 2 death, blake never woke up
blake
2020-01-15 19:18:27
solja boy once told chuck norris. that was the end of his career
joe
2020-12-16 07:18:41
chuck norris once had an orgasm that was only because he looked in the mirror.
Mark
2020-03-04 14:19:08
LOL @ the gay marriage
Chuck + Chuck = the single most powerful being in existence
*shivers in fear*
joe
2020-08-28 01:37:46
chuck norris supported gay marriage, but only so that he could marry chuck norris.
kevin
2020-05-15 10:30:44
chuck norris shot the sheriff but he roundhouse kicked the deputy